I looked like a 'Super Mario Bros.' Goomba. It's arguably the ugliest haircut on the planet.

Take criticism, smash it into dust. Add color and use it to paint breathtaking images of unicorns frolicking through endless fields of greatness.

I think it's perfectly acceptable and rather admirable to be moderately delusional

If you're lucky enough to find a weird - never let them go.

At my sexiest, I look like an androgenous Muppet.

I live in my own bubble. I'm in Gublerland.

I once gave a girl a bloody fake ear in a Tiffany jewelry box with a letter that said, “will you Gogh to prom with me?

I'm usually pretty lame when it comes to physical activity, but I'm like a Jedi on the badminton court. It's as if my body was built specifically for it - tall and lanky, with wrists like mousetraps.

My heroes have always been the hardworking and unflappable. Those who light a candle rather than curse the darkness.

I guess I'm just in the flow and riding the wave.

I'm obsessed with coffee. My doctor says if I don't cut back, I am going to permanently damage my esophagus. No joke.

In the end, everything is a gag.

Karma how come we give the truth but the lies we receive?

book variables, student variables, and school variables.

When the writing is good and it suits your character, you don't have to memorize anything, because it just makes sense. You read it and you go, "Oh, that makes sense." And it's easy.

All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough.

I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.

Sweet mother of chaos," he breathed. "Rachel, you are indeed one of us. Have your time in the sun. You're worth the extra wait.

Tis said that persons living on annuities Are longer lived than others.

Age is just a number, and your talent will never fail you. It has no expiry date.

Lying is the most simple form of self-defence.