I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.

If you are willing to work for it, you can obtain whatever you want. Just put in the hard work and watch everything begin to move your way.

Study in direction of your field and find maximum amount of information about it, read all possible information concerning it

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.

In the songs all knights are gallant, all maids are beautiful, and the sun is always shining.

I'm also inspired by anything that I consider great. It makes me want to raise my game too - Hitchcock movies, Hopper paintings, Springsteen concerts.

A man who walks with God, can walk anywhere. Hence, I fear nothing.

After moving to New York, I started to love vintage shopping.

It is not the imitation that makes sons; it is sonship that makes imitators.

Alabama fans love Alabama football. Auburn fans love Auburn.

To understand just one life you have to swallow the world ... do you wonder, then, that I was a heavy child?