I lost in '96, in case the word hadn't trickled out, and so I made a few commercials.

I think one of life's great milestones is when a person can look back and be almost as thankful for the setbacks as for the victories.

Our intent will not be to create gridlock. Oh, except maybe from time to time.

You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.

Political advice is a bit like your average Christmas fruitcake: something everyone gives and no one wants.

All the wisdom doesn’t reside in one party.

The internet is a great way to get on the net.

When it's all over, it's not who you were ... it's whether you made a difference.

If something happened along the route and you had to leave your children with Bob Dole or Bill Clinton, I think you would probably leave them with Bob Dole.

I used to think that seniority was a terrible thing when I didn't have any.

There they are. See no evil, hear no evil, and...evil.

We are one human family.

No man is taller than his head, and there is no big brain that is bigger than the head!

They also swear who only stand and wait.

Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.

Don't believe everything you hear on the street.

I never ran my train off the track, and I never lost a passenger.

I have only one loyalty and that's to the immigrant community.

God made saints out of far worse people than you.

Be careful who you share your dreams with; not everyone shares your enthusiasm.

Pleasure puts you to sleep and pain wakes you up. If you don't want to suffer, don't go to sleep.