I love Australia. First of all, everyone is so nice. The people are down to Earth, and they like having fun with you.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

Things I fear will forever change and we old souls can do little but be swayed by the winds.

The primary purpose of prayer is not to get something, but to know Someone.

I write plays not to make money, but to stop myself from going mad. Because it's my way of making the world rational to me.

I don't play against any team in particular. I play to fight against defeat.

The most difficult thing in baseball is to be consistent. You can have one good year, but if the next is bad you're defrauding everyone.

It's funny, people talk about the characters they play and who do you sort of see yourself as or which ones maybe were closest to you and in some ways.

I tend to project my father figure onto any director that I'm working with, or mother, if I'm working with a female, or it can be confused.

I love everything Buffy. I don’t care who’s doing it.

Death will come when thou art dead, soon, too soon.

I think one thing that always attracted me to movies was the personalities. I went to movies not because the stories necessarily appealed to me, but because of the people in them.