I love Fidel Castro...I respect Fidel Castro. You know why? A lot of people have wanted to kill Fidel Castro for the last 60 years, but that motherfucker is still here.

The only difference between me and the fans is I can't eat or drink during the game and you guys can't make moves. Besides that, we are pretty much the same people.

In life there are worse things (then being fired by the Miami Marlins) and I have experienced them. I have lived through bad moments and I will get through this with support.

Satan's survival-of-the-fittest system appears to work- in the short run. But the great controversy is about the long run.

So I'm one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on 'The Simpsons,' which I'm very flattered by.

We go to great pains to alter life for the happiness of our descendants and our descendants will say as usual: things used to be so much better, life today is worse than it used to be.

Now that we're essentially an indoor species, walled off from the world of other life forms, we're divorced from the very domain that supports and sustains our lives.

Christ saw much in this world to weep over, and much to pray over: but he saw nothing in it to look upon with contempt.

I've been watching American baseball on television for a long time, but it was only in recent years that, realistically, I've been thinking about playing here.

Freedom is an endless meeting.

I'm one of the nicest, most fair people I know.

Blue Face Disgusting taste Flush it Shush it Cold disgrace

There is nothing more corrupting, nothing more destructive of the noblest and finest feelings of our nature, than the exercise of unlimited power.