I love Florida. I love the beach. I love the sound of the crashing surfers against the rocks.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them.

I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.

People come up to me and say, 'Emo, do people really come up to you?'

It's not enough merely to exist. Every man has to seek in his own way to make his own self more noble and to relize his own true worth.

The only thing faster than the speed of thought is the speed of forgetfulness. Good thing we have other people to help us remember.

Anyone who thought death warmed over didn't look good, had never seen this guy.

Refusal to forgive reveals we have minimized our offense against God and we have maximized a brother's offense against us.

All of my books come from pain.

Three simple words - freedom, justice and honesty. These sum up what the Liberal Democrats stand for.

Well, very long ago, on the spot where the Wild Wood waves now, before ever it had planted itself and grown up to what it now is, there was a city - a city of people, you know

All my works are games, serious game.

[Helmut] Kohl said Europe must return to being a community committed to stability and the rule of law.

I had an extraordinary belief in myself. For years people told me to give it up and even though I was poverty- stricken, I never thought I should give it up.