I love French stuff. Mmmm, french fries.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

Where there is life, hope prevails.

She's a good woman, he thought. The kind of woman whose goodness is oppressive.

I think life is so difficult to catch, it's so furtive, that a copy, a film, can in no way catch it and represent it.

Dictatorship is a story about death of others who turn out to be you coincidently.

I guess you could say I'm like a film director but my movies have only one frame.

I think that time moves slower in painting. And maybe that accounts for a lot of the anxiety around painting in the last 40 or 50 years.

I told Clooney, George, you’re worth $100 million — of course you can afford to be a socialist!

Unless your ideas are ridiculed by experts, they are worth nothing.

Nor Hell a Fury, like a Woman scorn'd.