I love IMDb. I love that people all over the country get that into it. When I was a kid, you literally had to go to the theater and stare at the poster to see who the hell was involved.

Anytime there is a Bigfoot show, where they supposedly have recordings of him, I am watching. I love the idea of Bigfoot. I want him to be out there somewhere.

Honestly, I just like to make movies. The funnier the better.

I love jokes that come out of nowhere. The ones where people look at the screen and go, What the Hell was that. As long as it somehow ties back into the story, somehow.

Always be prepared; always work hard and take pride in your work no matter what it is. I still follow that advice and have already tried to pass it on to my children. They, of course, ignored me.

Nah, " I said. "But if it does, just tell him I said to get back on the bike.""What?""He'll understand.

The storm that bends the birch trees Is held to be violent But how about the storm That bends the backs of the roadworkers?

I hate these people, the Rams and their owner, Georgia Frontiere, for what they did, taking the Rams logo with them when they moved to St. Louis. That logo belonged to Southern California.

I've never met anyone who's serious about enlightenment.

If you know that you have had countless lives, then what happens in this life is not quite as traumatic.

Only men of considerable vanity write books; consistently therewith, I worried lest the world were exchanging an irreplaceable author for a more easily purchased diplomat.

Sweden is the Saudi Arabia of feminism.

A wrong that cannot be repaired must be transcended.

The world about us would be desolate except for the world within us.

Love is blind, it stops lovers seeing the silly things they do.