I love Jennifer Hudson! She is so lovely on screen. She is so buoyant and youthful off screen as much as on.

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

As we speed along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be, I can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'.

I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

Nobody wants to be here and nobody wants to leave.

... it is strange to know you would be cast off by the people who greet you so warmly, if they knew the whole truth about you.

The earnings of a poet could be reckoned by a metaphysician rather than a bookkeeper.

Sculpture is more than painting. It is greater To raise the dead to life than to create Phantoms that seem to live.

She says that what you did was a cry for help." "It was," I say. "That's why I was yelling 'Heeeelp!' I don't really go in for subtlety.

I have no need for good souls: an accomplice is what I wanted.

I'd love to be the new Jools Holland, but you know, for, like, cooler people.

You know how the press is: If I mention one mistake, that's the only thing that bothers me unless I mention all the other ones.

When you're growing up you need your parents, but you don't want to be associated with them because you're trying to have your own life.

Each Jew must either give or take tzedakah [charity] for Passover.