I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

A woman's mind is as complex as the contents of her handbag; even when you get to the bottom of it, there is ALWAYS something at the bottom to surprise you!

So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.

There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.

The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.

I think age is terribly overrated. You're okay as long as you don't grow up. By all means grow old, but don't mature. Remain childlike, retain wonder, the ability to be flabbergasted by something.

Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.

Change is automatic, but Growth is intentional.

Be bold enough to let your destiny determine how far you get to travel in life instead of your fears and doubts.

I really like the melody "Red Wine Is Good For My Heart" and people respond to it. I decided to put it on the album.

Then one can't make a living out of poetry? Certainly not. What fool expects to? Out of rhyming, yes.

Women's fight for equal rights is essentially a humanist and peaceful struggle for true democracy, and a higher form of civilization.

The pleasure to be derived from a chess combination lie in the feeling that a human mind is behind the game, dominating the inanimate pieces ... and giving them breath of life.

Make as many friends as you can, but don't build your life on them alone. It's an unstable foundation.

All food is the gift of the gods and has something of the miraculous, the egg no less than the truffle.

Apart from golf, it was a great week.

If it were not for art, I would have killed myself a long time ago.