I love Stroker Ace. I love the whole team. Jim Nabors really stole the show, and Ned Beatty, well I've made more of my movies with Ned Beatty than anybody else.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness.

All you really have in the end are your stories.

The best way not to fail again is to be absolutely positive that when you do it this time, you're going to do it right.

If you hold on to things long enough, they get back into style. Like me.

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

I can tell a young person where the mines are, but he's probably going to step on them anyway.

You're not a man until your father says you're a man.

If you hang onto something long enough, it will come back in style.. Like ME.

Mindset is what separates the best from the rest.

He speaks English with the flawless imperfection of a New Yorker.

The teaching of Christ, as it appears in the Gospels, has had extraordinarily little to do with the ethics of Christians.

The desire of excellence is the necessary attribute of those who excel. We work little for a thing unless we wish for it.

This thing called thinking, just as you think of it, the more you think of it, the best thinking can be NOT to think of it.

The only sensible approach is not to take it too seriously. What counts is the writing.

If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances.

The moment the cultivators of the soil realize their power, the evil of Zamindari will be sterilized.

May all our contemporaries stand beside their brothers and sisters in humanity. Each one of you is called by Christ and must be a missionary of the Good News in word and in active charity.

When someone we love dies, we get so busy mourning what died that we ignore what didn't.