I love Texas because Texas is future-oriented, because Texans think anything is possible. Texans think big

Government is not the generator of economic growth; working people are.

Quite frankly, I think nothing could do more to immediately bolster national security then enabling us to produce more oil and gas here at home at a price consumers could afford.

We're going to keep building the party until we're hunting Democrats with dogs.

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis.

Half the world does not know the joy of wearing cotton underwear.

Balancing the budget is like going to heaven. Everybody wants to do it, but nobody wants to do what you have to do to get there.

We're the only nation in the world where most of our poor people are fat.

I own more shotguns than I need. But less shotguns than I want.

There's one form of bigotry that is still acceptable in America - that's the bigotry against the successful.

I look at subprime lending and I see the American dream in action.

Dr. Johnson's morality was as English an article as a beefsteak.

I just like music. If it's hookey and good, I dig it.

A number of U.S. colleges are going to start having dorms for alcoholics. I believe those are called dorms.

Every experience that we have is unique to us because at some deep level we make an interpretation of it.

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television.

Self-respect - The secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious.

I am trying to think of the last time that I just said, 'What the hell!' and did something crazy.

[Juan Wauters] got the tips for Queens because he grew up there.So him and my roommate, Matt Volz, they hooked me up, New York Style.

Don't forget love; it will bring you all the madness you need to unfurl yourself across the universe.

Be careful not to compromise what you want most for what you want now.