I love Vince McMahon. He came up with the character. He ran with it, and then I was able to run with it. I thank him for the opportunity he gave me. Vince McMahon was one of my best friends, period.

Oh it's TRUE, it's DAMN true.

I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count.

You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You don't boo me.

Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!

Oh its real, its damn real

You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!

I have a little nursery rhyme for all you children out there, something even the Godfather can understand. 'You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.

You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking

We are told we must choose — the old or the new. In fact, we must choose both. What is a life if not a series of negotiations between the old and the

You were lookin’ at me like you wanted to kiss me.”I force a laugh. “Yeah, right, ” I say sarcastically.“Nobody’s watchin’ if you want to, you know, try it. Not to brag, but I’m somewhat of an expert.

Each time a new baby is born there is a possibility of reprieve. Each child is a new being a potential prophet a new spiritual prince a new spark of light precipitated into the outer darkness.

'Natural Born Killers' is really a misunderstood romantic comedy.

We are all experts in our own little niches.

I want to make sure I'm not a dilettante. Decorating has been a passion all my life. I love it.

Half of what you will accomplish in a day will be determined before you leave home. Three quarters of what you achieve will be determined before you enter the classroom door

It's important that we remind the American people of what they already know about Obamacare - that the promises that were made were all broken.

The folly of mistaking oneself for an oracle is built right into us.

I came from rather humble beginnings.