I love a good non sequitur.

Statistics don't lie. It's the people who make up the statistics that lie.

I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.

People try to live their lives without consequences and end up living lives of no consequence.

Man's worst enemies are boredom and discontent.

The universe is a really interesting place. I couldn't live anywhere else.

You can get to everywhere from almost anywhere.

There are no dumb questions, but there are plenty of people who give dumb answers.

When you don't know where you're at, you don't get upset you're not somewhere else.

Someday war and poverty will be crazy and we will wonder how the world allowed such things to exist.

Editors are licensed to be curious.

I've always wanted to entertain people, or make them smile, or tell a joke that would make them laugh. I don't think there was this deep down burning passion to be an actor.

Doubting pleases me no less than knowing

It's in our blind trust that love will find us, just like it has before.

My dreams are a stupid refuge, like an umbrella against a thunderbolt.

If I'm going to merely ramble, maybe I should just snuggle under the warm covers, think of Miu, and play with myself.

A bear teaches us that if the heart is true, it doesn't matter much if an ear drops off.

I can assure you that there is no question of us throwing away the tradition of the Grammar Schools.

Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous?