I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.

If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.

Don't yell at people. Stand up for what's right. Put yourself in the other persons place. Respect women. Don't take no for an answer. Laugh at yourself. Don't believe what you are told. Fall in love.

White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.

Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.

I love the nightlife. I like to boogie.

No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.

Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.

We don't know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they won.

You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you know what their musical contribution will be? Riverdance!

And eat lots of mints, it fools the cops.

Young people have many pleasures and many sorrows, because they have only themselves to think of.

You become rich by helping the poor

The fascinating thing about ideals is that no sooner have we gained a desired peak than we find farther and higher peaks beyond. The thrilling adventure never ends.

It has been said that in order to pursue the history of Biblical interpretation, you must include the whole philosophy of the West, which informs it at every stage.

I am not fighting a hopeless fight. People who have fought in real fights don't, as a rule.

The actual writing time is a lot shorter than the thinking time.

You were never told that Saint-Tropez is paradise?

As a cartoonist I do what I find funny. As an editor I have a broader approach realizing that humor is inherently subjective and I don't want my preferences to rule out what others might like.

When people made up their minds that they wanted to be free and took action, then there was a change.

There are two distinct classes of men - those who pay taxes and those who receive and live upon taxes.