I love animals, especially with barbeque sauce.

I try not to let other people's problems problem me.

Life.... It's better than the alternative.

The truth is like sunlight: It causes cancer.

[Truman] didn’t want to fight the guy, whatever he was—alien, vampyr or douchebag.

I love Las Vegas because it's the one city less classy than Los Angeles.

Los Angeles is a city made up of refugees from better cities.

That's crazier than a boatload of prostitutes!

By their actions, they will show you who they are.

put your future in good hands- your own

I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.

Voluptuousness, like justice, is blind, but that is the only resemblance between them.

Before you get a dog, you can't quite imagine what living with one might be like; afterward, you can't imagine living any other way.

You do not destroy an idea by killing people, you replace it with a better one.

The line of dialogue belongs to the character; the verb is the writer sticking his nose in.

My father was a dentist, and I always thought that he was one of the 10. It's an interesting way to personalize and humanize, which is one of the most important aspects of communication.

It doesn't matter matter how many yards you ran for last year. You've got to do it again.

Plastic man got no brain, plastic man don't feel no pain.