I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.

My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was more hollow before, which made me more scattered, and more needy to get laughs.

I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning.

I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it's in a rainbow or on a coffee mug or on a happy face.

Here in L.A., there are a lot of dead spots, and you have to drive to find energy, but all of India is so energetic.

I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing.

It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.

Being able to improvise is the basis for creating all characters and situations, for everything to do with performing, really. And it's good therapy as well.

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

I'm fine with the life I have.

Believe in yourself and try not to take anything personally.

I want my life back.-Dear Blue Sky

Ethically, she couldn't cause the suffering of any living thing. Logically, bacon cheeseburgers were delicious.

Obviously for some people there is a big connection between music and the way you can create a space.

Society knows perfectly well how to kill a man and has methods more subtle than death

Just don't pretend you know more about your characters than they do, because you don't. Stay open to them. It's teatime and all the dolls are at the table. Listen. It's that simple.

Life might be easier if you give in a little, but it's better if you hold onto something so hard you can't give it up.

You see, things being good has nothing to do with how you feel outside, it is all to do with how you are inside.

Love is best a phantom than reality, better in the chase than caught.

The administration [of Barack Obama] is going to have to figure out, you know, a tough response on the basis of this [Russian] hacking.

How long can we go without real leadership? It's like an experiment. It's [a problem with] both parties, it's beyond belief.