I love audiences. My God, the best friends in the world!

There will always be ladies who lunch. Always. And apparently they live a long time.

Fear is the base of what everybody does wrong in their lives.

I find it easier to abstain than do a little bit of anything. I'm not a 'little bit' kind of dame. I want it all, whatever I do.

It gets tiring being a smartass.

I don't think there's any thrill in the world like doing work you're good at.

This is a time in my life where I'm gonna behave like an elegant human being. Or not.

I am not influenced by other human beings. But I am inspired.

if somebody doesn't have any talent, get off the stage! you're wasting my time.

Everybody's got a sack of rocks.

I love holidays in New York. I love 'em. I want to celebrate something all the time and New York has holidays for every day of the week, practically. I like holidays in New York City.

When all hopes are lost then the desire to believe in God is our belief.

Every normal family is one tragedy away from complete implosion.

That which is called humanism, but what would be more correctly called irreligious anthropocentrism, cannot yield answers to the most essential questions of our life

Nail me to my car and I'll tell you who you are

I'm organised in some ways, but not in others.

I think we are in the process of getting the word out, and we haven't done very well yet. But we are trying.

If attacked on some vulnerable point by anyone or anything or any organization, always find or manufacture enough threat against them to cause them to sue for peace.

The difference between hearing and listening is paying attention

If you wish to fear nothing, consider that everything is to be feared.

A wrong attitude toward nature implies, somewhere, a wrong attitude toward God.