I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

[The official prosecutors] ... were more vengeful on behalf of our injuries than I myself could ever be.

I love you like the devil loves his pitchfork. I love you like the angel loves his wings. I love you from here to heaven, through hell and back again.

The total amount paid out in dividends is roughly equal to the amount lost in trading and investment advice, so net dividends to shareholders are zero. This is a very peculiar way to run a republic.

Growing up with three boys in a heavily male-dominated world, I especially needed to express myself as a woman.

They call you heartless; but you have a heart and I love you for being ashamed to show it.

I was frustrated. I was doing some bad movies, movies that I knew going in were not going to be great.

The autobiographical doesn't interest me. I could think of few things less interesting than rooting about in my life.

I write lyrics. I play the guitar. If the rest of the band had to do my schedule, they would be dead

Obscenities are too often used for shock value, as a kind of shorthand for real expression of emotion. You've got to scale down your monstrosities. A scream is not a discovery.

I'll know I'm reaching the total American market when I'm asked to do a video for MTV.