I love being a great-grandparent but what I hate is being the the mother of a grandparent.

Let's face it there's lots of spoiled kids out there . . . because you can't spank Grandma.

Human beings are born with different capacities. If they are free, they are not equal. And if they are equal, they are not free.

No one is born on Mt. Cleverest. We all have to travel up there!

Never give up hope. If you do, you'll be dead already.--Dementia Patient, Rose from The Inspired Caregiver

That's usually what happens with AC/DC: you make an album, and then you're on the road flat out. And the only time you ever get near a studio is generally after you've done a year of touring.

Beta and modern portfolio theory and the like - none of it makes any sense to me.

I was on my way to the gym. It was incredible. I was screamin at cars, 'That's me on the radio!

Nobody's Perfect

We cannot decide for the American people.

If thou thinkest twice before thou speakest once, thou wilt speak twice the better for it.

Dear Diary: My teen angst bullshit now has a body count.