I love being not cool.

I think the minute you mention death, people run for the hills - unless it's heavy metal. People do not like death.

There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic moments bearable.

I believe a lot of our lives are spent asleep, and what I've been trying to do is hold on to those moments when a little spark cuts through the fog and nudges you.

Life is a game and true love is a trophy.

I've developed into quite a swan. I'm one of those people that will probably look better and better as I get older - until I drop dead of beauty.

I'm your knight in shining armor. I'm here to save you from Linkin Park.

Cigarettes and chocolate milk These are just a couple of my cravings Everything it seems I like's a little bit stronger A little bit thicker A little bit harmful for me.

I am always writing; if you want to survive in this business, you need to keep working, keep creating and never stop the output.

Being uncool is being pretty much the coolest you can be.

I like to make the mundane fabulous whenever I can.

Maybe that’s what religion is, hurling yourself off a cliff and trusting that something bigger will take care of you and carry you to the right place.

Mirrors are perpetually deceitful. They lie and steal your true self. They reveal only what your mind believes it sees

How slow can a mammal be and still have respiratory functions?

Stand bloody tall - you're the All.

If you cannot see the fineness in my Hammer, you'd best look at him with better eyes.

Be prepared,' that's my motto." He smiled smugly at me. "That, and 'Sleep whenever possible.' Oh, and 'If you don't notice it's gone, what's the harm in me taking it?

Hugh Grant is the main man. He's the number one romantic comedy man in the world.

Don't worry about locating your purpose. If you are seeking after God, your purpose will locate you.

Whenever we take away the liberties of those whom we hate we are opening the way to loss of liberty for those we love.