I love black people, but I hate niggers.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

Horror symbol of domination and equation removal. You put stuff then remove them… then again, the same goes by and for the characters.

I need no warrant for being, and no word of sanction upon my being. I am the warrant and the sanction.

Creativity means to push open the heavy, groaning doorway to life.

Time is the great mystery anyway. And it's still the great mystery in the moving picture as well.

I'm forty four; I'm way closer to dead than I am life of the party.

I will always be here. We will walk the skies together forever.

But I knew Nick. He was too ugly to die.

The belly has no ears.

I like things that are unique and extreme.

If you want the secondary greatness of recognized talent, focus first on primary greatness of character.