I love book signings: kids waiting in line for you to scribble on their new books, haha!

You will find joy, frustration and sorrow in your quest. Never forget that friendship and loyalty are more precious than riches...Happiness can be brief, but it knows no time in the land of dreams.

The more 'otter it is, the more 'otter otters likes it

All little creatures are beautiful...every living thing when it first sees life is born in beauty. What they grow to be is a different matter.

Courage is the moment when an ordinary being becomes an extraordinary being.

Aha! Today I shall become an author! And I will auth and auth and auth and make a squillion dollars, whoopee!

So here is my story, may it bring Some smiles and a tear or so, It happened once upon a time, Far away, and long ago, Outside the night wind keens and wails, Come listen to me, the Teller of Tales!

I enjoy walking my dog and completing crossword puzzles.

Where's the point in fighting and slaying if you can make a friend out of anybeast instead of a foe?

Fate is fickle, and the company of unwilling friends short lived.

A wounded heart will heal in time, and when it does, the memory and love of our lost ones is sealed inside to comfort us.

Only men who have invested time to become the best in what they do are fit to sit and dine with great men.

...It is far more sinful to pray irregularly than not to pray at all.

Love is the only way. There has been enough pain, enough war, enough killing. Enough. No more.

...Mrs. Percy understood that staying beautiful all day long is the most important aspect of being married...

The Earth is a place. It is by no means the only place. It is not even a typical place.

Anger is a tool for change when it challenges us to become more of an expert on the self and less of an expert on others.

A lot of times people come up to me saying 'oh my god you can see,' and they think they're the first person to think of that joke, but they're probably the 10,000th one to say that joke.

my mother always found me out. Always. She's been dead for thirty-five years, but I have this feeling that even now she's watching.

Love and liveAnd live and loveEach momentTo the fullest.