I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

People in New York love having roof parties.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place

My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.

I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

Life is loves shrine.

We would survive even ourselves, as long as we were together.

We must be our own before we can be another's.

Fame has also this great drawback, that if we pursue it, we must direct our lives so as to please the fancy of men.

I would love to spend a year living in New York; I've wanted to do that since I was 18. I'll be really disappointed if I'm 50 and haven't done something like that.

One can never go wrong with a crisp white shirt to dress up any look. Styled with rolled sleeves and a front tuck creating a chic look for day and night.

Dead men are not friends to living men, and give them no gifts. (Ghan-buri-Ghan, of allies during war)

A parent knows better than any book or "expert" what their kid really needs.

A splendour of miscellaneous spirits.

Our integrity determines what we really are.