I love comedy. I love to make people laugh. (But) anything that's telling a good story makes me happy. So, I just like to be part of the storytelling process.

My favorite movies are all romantic comedies. I love the romantic comedies. I'd still have to say Pretty Woman. I still think that it's one of the best ever.

His entire presence was like gravity, impossible to forget, possible to believe in, a theory merged into a law.

Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be...including our perception. Of it

It's better to be born lucky than rich. If you're rich, you may lose your money, but if you're born lucky, you will always have more money.

Minds of moderate caliber ordinarily condemn everthing which is beyond their range.

The people don't take baths and they don't speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it?

I am ready to die out of nature, and be born again into this new yet unapproachable America I have found in the West.

The man who feels himself ignorant should, at least, be modest.

Where is the society which does not struggle along under a dead-weight of tradition and law inherited from its grandfather?

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.

Well you say that it's gospel, But I know that it's only church.