I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.

It takes courage with true humility and steadfastness to win confidence and admiration

Be careful who you believe and how you believe who you believe. What and Who you believe influences your life powerfully

Wow, " Jake said, his face going blank. "Assface. Is that a technical term? Maybe some kind of psychiatric diagnosis I'm not familiar with?

Is not about creating an object. It is about creating a perspective.

Wisconsin's kids shouldn't be allowed to fail just because Washington is failing them.

I swear, I’ve never met any demon as annoying as you are.” “You haven’t met my youngest brother.

I'm the biggest sports fan there is, I love sports, but I'm still convinced that it's teachers who deserve the big salaries, not athletes.

I'd always thought Cage's 'Root of an Unfocus' would be great in a movie.

The burden of the incommunicable.

We have the best Congress that money can buy.