I love doing my surreal sing-along that had words that no one could follow.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

Some are taxed on their success, true. Some are taxed on their survival, also true.

Who told you that your journey is a thousand miles?

I'm trying to sell every audience something; that something is me.

May I die like a dog rather than hasten the ripening of a sentence by a single second!

I just said yes to opportunities that came my way.

To allow the Russian activity to go unresponded to is not acceptable.

The loyalty rate isn't that high. I could have a big hit, then put out the next single, and they say, Oh yeah, who are you? Prove it again.

Everyman and every living being have the same birth day: The birthday of the universe is our real birthday!

I had come to a stage in life where I didn't need to earn an income, I didn't need to earn a reputation, I didn't need fame, I didn't need any of the things you might want in your early career.

Need is a low door which, when we must by stern necessity pass through, forces the greatest to bend down the most.