I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That's power.

I love my country, not my government.

When I ran for governor of Minnesota, I only raised $300,000.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people

Patriotism to your country is something that comes from your heart. It should be taught to you by your parents.

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business.

A vote is "wasted" when someone fails to vote their conscience.

A hero must be honorable, must have honor. And you can't have honor if you're a liar. There is no honor in lying.

There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge or raising a flag.

It is perfectly true that that government is best which governs least. It is equally true that that government is best which provides most.

Yes here's to the founding fathers - slave-owners, British citizens who didn't want to pay taxes.

I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.

At the end, [Eva Braun] begged me to spare these letters [to Adolf Hitler] and bury them. She specifically wrote to me and told me over the phone not to read any of the letters, she made me promise.

The owl, that bird of onomatopoetic name, is a repetitious question wrapped in feathery insulation especially for Winter delivery.

I had now arrived at my seventeenth year, and had attained my full height, a fraction over six feet. I was well endowed with youthful energy, and was of an extremely sanguine temperament.

Be bold, but be fair. Don't give in. If others around you have integrity, too, you can prevail

Words are worth little when the heart refuses to hear. Therefore, judge us by our works.

The Web is trivially simple - massively successful and its like Karaoke - anybody can do it.

If you can win complete mastery over self, you will easily master all else. To triumph over self is the perfect victory.