I love fools who don't know they are fools but hate fools that know they are.

I know gray areas too well. I write for silent audiences.

There's only one thing you can do: Toss your pebble in the river, watch it ripple, and know you have moved the ocean.

I find humor to be the most attractive characteristic, but I certainly won't cancel anything out, considering when you love someone you love someone, and sometimes you just can't explain it.

Every time I get happy the Nana-hex comes through. Birds turn into plumber's tools, a sonnet turns into a dirty joke, a wind turns into a tracheotomy, a boat turns into a corpse.

All songs are living ghosts. And long for a living voice

The most scarce resource we have these days is the idea.

Often I had to imagine the things I needed. I learned very early to read amidst noise. And so I started writing and drawing at an early age.

One's homesickness for Heaven finds at least an inn there; and it's an inn on the right road.

I've got three kids, and those are mouths to feed.

Bill Hicks - blowtorch, excavator, truthsayer, and brain specialist. He will correct your vision. Others will drive on the road he built.