I love funny people. I met and became friends with some of the funniest people ever. Gilda Radner, bless her soul; Martin Short; Dave Thomas; Eugene Levy.

Life is nutty; anything can happen.

When you look into the eyes of an animal youve rescued, you cant help but fall in love.

Why would you want to do anything else but rescue a pet?

Not only was it enough to be a cover band, it was perhaps the highest calling. After all, if you could play music recorded by others, stay true to the original, and still add fire and flare, why not?

Everybody should have a shelter dog. Its good for the soul.

When you look into the eyes of an animal you've rescued, you can't help but fall in love.

I imagine many of my fans share a similarly chaotic feeling in their own lives. This album 'ARTPOP was written to make sense of that chaos.

The secret to good writing is to use small words for big ideas, not to use big words for small ideas.

These are fat mummies sitting with their bags of crisps in front of the television, saying that thin models are ugly. Fashion is about dreams and illusions, and no one wants to see round women.

They (teenage boys)don’t really listen to speeches or talks. They absorb incrementally, through hours and hours of observation.

Evaluations, in essence, are... ways of being, modes of existence of those who judge and evaluate.

Letting go has never been easy, but holding on can be as difficult. Yet strength is measured not by holding on, but by letting go.

Don't be stressed, express

It's really just interesting to ask: why not? And see where that takes me.

I like The Beatles and I like The Kinks and I like The Rolling Stones and I like Led Zeppelin and I like Black Sabbath.

We haven't got a plan so nothing can go wrong!