I love getting on You Tube to look at the old comics. I am in my element seeing guys like Jack Benny and Phil Silvers give interviews.

It may be an old cliche, but I think true love will last; it has no end. But finding the right person is a very difficult thing.

I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.

When a performer doesn't get nervous, that is when you have to give up.

Puerto Rico is one of those places you can be as quiet or as crazy as you want, because there's so much nightlife. I have to take the craziness carefully.

You can shuffle my deck any day!

It could still be a good night if you play your cards right.

I don't do close-ups any more. I am better looking from the waist downwards.

Nice to see you, to see you nice

It gets harder every day to get out of bed. I don't feel like it loads of the time. It is only my exercise routine which wakes me up.

There are enough tears in any child's life; we certainly don't need to add to them in the name of entertainment.

Battling through poverty was not my forte, and I didn't have the inkling of eluding them.

We ascribe to God. We don't add to Him.

The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them.

I been through some things but I worked hard to get to where I'm at.

All over the world the wildlife that I write about is in grave danger. It is being exterminated by what we call the progress of civilization.

Blissfulness does not compel you to behave in any particular way. Out of bliss, I can laugh or cry; I can sit quietly or be active in the world.

My favorite Halloween candy is the candy corn. It comes in four colors: white, yellow, orange, brown. Those are also the stages of your teeth rotting after you eat it.

If you try to be funny, you're not being funny.

Difficulty is a coin the learned make use of like jugglers, to conceal the inanity of their art.

We take foreigners to be incomplete Americans -- convinced that we must help and hasten their evolution.