I love goofing around, and I love breaking people's balls. I do it off camera, as well as on camera.

Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win

If all else fails, you could wait for the first corner and tie his dreadlocks to the goalpost.

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

The FA have given me a pat on the back. I've taken violence off the terracing and onto the pitch.

There are a few YouTube clips of me singing at The King's Head in Santa Monica, so you can see how bad I am.

I like Alaska for the salmon fishing - it's fantastic there. I usually stay in a log cabin with no one around for miles. I like to go with friends, but I'm also happy to be on my own with nature.

To me, England is past its sell-by date. It's not the country I grew up in.

I'd like to be the romantic lead one day, but I've got to grow my hair first.

My mum calls my temper 'Devilman.' They say you calm down with age, but I don't know. It never goes away.

I've always had my ear pierced with a diamond stud. I did it myself when I was 16.

Never be a slanderous voice that hides in the darkness.

We live in a hypocrite and confused world.You will get answer to the questions you don't seek.

The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband.

You wouldn't be a complete band without a slightly cocky frontman, would you?

I think dealing with the U.S. Senate is very different from dealing with the electorate.

No one can deny, this love I have inside, and I'll give it all to you, my endless love.

The Church needs more people willing to wash feet, not just point out they're dirty or complain that they smell.

I come from a family of professional dog-showers, one step above carnies, but I didn't want to join the family business.

Be empty of worrying. Think of who created thought! Why do you stay in prison When the door is so wide open?

Sometimes there's nothing but Sundays for weeks on end. Why can't they move Sunday to the middle of the week so you could put it in the OUT tray on your desk?