I love having to attend the one class that is being taught by a professor who feels that their class is the only class being taught at the University and gives nothing but busy work.

I would love to be on a Real Housewives from somewhere reality show. Then I could show all those women how the rest of our society gets to do it.

Some people that are in charge are usually less intelligent than the people who work under them. The reason why those people are in charge and you aren’t is because you have a conscience.

Men who make all the decisions in a relationship are also the ones who will blame you when they don’t work out as they expected.

Civility must be a natural thing

If I could bottle kindness, I wonder if formaldehyde would preserve it.

Life like war is a series of mistakes and he is best who wins the most splendid victories by the retrieval of mistakes.

It is the nature of the strong heart, that like the palm tree it strives ever upwards when it is most burdened.

I'm often asked by parents what advice can I give them to help get kids interested in science? And I have only one bit of advice. Get out of their way. Kids are born curious. Period.

Chess and theatre often lead to madness.

The mind has three operations: the formation of ideas, judgements and reasoning.

When I watch myself in movies I go, 'My God.'

If you need to bring in a business partner, make sure your partner brings along some money.

I just said to myself, 'Damn, I'm a great player.'