I love horror movies because they're really fun. They tap into those wonderful primal emotions.

My grandson sees me as Lois on TV every Christmas, and that scores me points.

The thing about being famous is, it's weird. The only people who get how weird it is are other famous people.

With any group of people in life, sad things happen, and crazy things, and happy things. When you're in the public eye, it's just amplified, that's all.

If you hire people just because they can do a job, they’ll work for your money. But if you hire people who believe what you believe, they’ll work for you with blood and sweat and tears.

in my dreamsi need not to die everyday to be free

You're murderers, " she told the stunned crowd. "You killed him. He was a miracle, and you killed him. Now you've just got me. And I'm a curse.

Public opinion, though often formed upon a wrong basis, yet generally has a strong underlying sense of justice.

That's what I take pride in in my stand-up, is changing things up. Being special.

Good writin' ain't necessarily good readin'.

Divine nature gave us fields, human skill built our cities. -Divina natura dedit agros, ars humana aedificavit urbes

God is rich in mercy. I know this wealth of his with the certainty of experience, I have touched it.

Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.