I love key lime pie, although it's never made the proper way.

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.

I have a horrible memory and I used to consider that a liability, but I've learned along the way that talking to people is really a beautiful thing.

I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

I got my dog three years ago because I was drunk in a pet store. We had nine cats at the time. The cats started hiding the alcohol after that.

I don’t believe for a second that weightlifting is a sport. They pick up a heavy thing and put it down again. To me, that’s indecision.

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas

Remember when you were considered an environmentalist when you didn't throw junk out the car window? I sure do miss that simpler, happier time.

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise.

In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope.

Prayer is the spirit speaking truth to Truth.

When we create out of our experiences, as feminists of color, women of color, we have to develop those structures that will present and circulate our culture.

I'm done with men... I'm going to be alone. I have no luck with relationships. I don't think I'm made for marriage.

I invent nothing, I rediscover.

States get to improve transportation infrastructure; that creates economic development, puts people back to work and, most important, enhances safety and improves local communities.

What the world needs now is more Americans. The U.S. is the first nation on earth deliberately dedicated to letting people choose what they want and giving them a chance to get it.

The reader deserves an honest opinion. If he doesn't deserve it, give it to him anyhow.

They held each other and wept as the night closed its fist around their tiny shelter, and the world below them seethed with killers both living and dead.

That great, mighty current of evolution which is advancing the life of everything in creation is simply invincible - no one can resist it.