I love magazines. It's such McNugget kind of information.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

The expensive car you bought doesn’t matter, but the way you treated the salesman did.

It is hard to stop a hopeful soul from the pursuit of passion.

Last will never be more important than commitment. Commitment stacks the odds of a successful relationship in my favor.

Don't just bring people to church

A true innovator does best, what he doesn't know best.

One's strongest asset is simultaneously his point of strongest vulnerability.

Acting is just common sense. It isn't hard if you put yourself aside and just do what the writer wrote.

We live under the illusion that organizations are 'them' when, in reality, they are 'us.' If we wish to work in evolved organizations, we must each be the first to start the journey.

I don't have too many friends. I have only a few people who I really love.

Scientists are stuck in this belief that we tell people probabilities, not absolute answers.