I love mankind it's people I can't stand.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

The next parent who Googles Is my 2-year-old gifted? should get a curt response: Your 2-year-old is a gift.

Simon did not solve problems, he just shamed them into going away.

If you can get good at destroying your own wrong ideas, that is a great gift.

Where there is darkness, let there be light.

There is only one thing that stands in our midst, attenuated and threatened, but enthroned in some power like a ghost of the Middle Ages: the Trade Unions.

One may live tranquilly in a dungeon; but does life consist in living quietly?

Always expect trouble in the desert. Then you usually won't meet it.

At His birth a star, unseen before in heaven, proclaims Him come.

The worst nightmare for al Qaeda is to come into a community that feels supported and has hope.

It's not bragging if you can back it up.