I love money and money loves me.

The best thing you can do for the poor is not to be one of them.

Never say money is hard to get. Money will hear you, and that's just what she'll be.

I've heard of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. But I've never heard of Someday.

If it's that difficult for a rich man to get into heaven, think how terrible it must be for a poor man to get in . He doesn't even have a bribe for the gatekeeper.

You can't lose with the Stuff I use!

Money is God in action.

In the strength of God, you can crush any army

I'll just hit the dry side of the ball.

In the afternoon they came unto a land In which it seemed always afternoon. All round the coast the languid air did swoon, Breathing like one that hath a weary dream.

While I am interested both in economics and in philosophy, the union of my interests in the two fields far exceeds their intersection.

A friend is someone I complain to about my other friends.

Mankind is not a tribe of animals to which we owe compassion. Mankind is a club to which we owe our subscription.

I can scarcely manage to scribble a tolerable English letter. I know that I am not a scholar, but meantime I am aware that no man living knows better than I do the habits of our birds.

We're all hypocrites. We all say one thing and do another. But why don't we try to do what we say more than what we don't?

If you're not hopeful and optimistic, then you just give up. You have to take that long hard look and just believe that if your consistent, you will succeed

You don't always win your battles, but it's good to know you fought.