I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them

Peace?' said Vetinari. 'Ah, yes, defined as period of time to allow for preparation for the next war.

Don't complain because it is very difficult to be successful but rather be happy because there are many opportunities to be a success.

Don't follow leaders, watch your parkin' meters.

A great many people are trying to make peace, but that has already been done. God has not left it for us to do; all we have to do is to enter into it.

The end is the beginning of all things, Suppressed and hidden, Awaiting to be released through the rhythm Of pain and pleasure.

A poem is like a score for the human voice.

Freedom without opportunity is a devil's gift, and the refusal to provide such opportunities is criminal

I think it's ok to have wishes that conflict with each other - it's irrational to try to make them both come true, but not irrational simply to have them.

Some of the most famous people in history never got a dinner!