I love playing a role where I think I'm right and then you learn you're not.

Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.

What, am I supposed to run around in a little red cape and save the world?

Oh, man, if in real life I was as cool and suave as Coach Taylor and had all the answers, things would be easier.

I really love to ride my motorcycle. When I want to just get away and be by myself and clear my head, that's what I do.

What I do is not rocket science, but I sure do love it.

I grew up in Chicago, so I've always been a Bears fan.

I also played two years of high school football but I wasn't very, how shall I say it, talented.

We ended up moving out to Texas. We live outside of Austin. We've got a couple horses, we've got three miniature donkeys, we've got four dogs. Miniature donkeys are very warm, loving animals.

It's much more enjoyable being an actor.

I do like to cook; I'm sort of a mad scientist in the kitchen.

I believe a woman, in order to be a good wife, must be (among other things) both sensual and maternal.

You must decide if you are going to rob the world or bless it with the rich, valuable, potent, untapped resources locked away within you.

the more you stared up crap the more it's going to smell (/)

Love runs the engine

In a discreet man's mouth, a public thing is private.

In fact it was always the Communist problem which was responsible for the opposition to [Albert] Camus. It was always and overall a political thing, a kind of misunderstanding.

You can keep the dining room clean by eating in the kitchen.

It's fun hitting on the drums and singing songs.

They stayed away in droves.

One does not leave a convivial party before closing time.