I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot.

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

If you've never done anything wrong it's probably because you have never tried anything new.

Humanity rose to the stars, but never found paradise.

Without publicity there can be no public support, and without public support every nation must decay.

No evil is great if it is the last.

I got a lot of flak originally for writing with photographs, because the great cliche in photography is that one photograph is worth a thousand words, and photographers are usually dodo birds anyway.

You have a place in my heart no one else ever could have.

Writing is the passageway, the entrance, the exit, the dwelling place of the other in me.

We are a scientific civilization. That means a civilization in which knowledge and its integrity are crucial. Science is only a Latin word for knowledge ... Knowledge is our destiny.

You can't help whom you love, Lady. Nor can you know what it's liable to cause you to do.

in February there is everything to hope for and nothing to regret.