I love polite people, late September, weeping mortar, and my fantastic fands (fans/friends)

Take criticism, smash it into dust. Add color and use it to paint breathtaking images of unicorns frolicking through endless fields of greatness.

I think it's perfectly acceptable and rather admirable to be moderately delusional

If you're lucky enough to find a weird - never let them go.

At my sexiest, I look like an androgenous Muppet.

I live in my own bubble. I'm in Gublerland.

I once gave a girl a bloody fake ear in a Tiffany jewelry box with a letter that said, “will you Gogh to prom with me?

I'm usually pretty lame when it comes to physical activity, but I'm like a Jedi on the badminton court. It's as if my body was built specifically for it - tall and lanky, with wrists like mousetraps.

My heroes have always been the hardworking and unflappable. Those who light a candle rather than curse the darkness.

I guess I'm just in the flow and riding the wave.

I'm obsessed with coffee. My doctor says if I don't cut back, I am going to permanently damage my esophagus. No joke.

The teachings of ECK define the nature of Soul. You are Soul, a particle of God sent into this world to gain spiritual experience.

There is no hope without endeavor.

You don't need millions of dollars or millions of people if you're doing what you love.

If we are to remain mission focused, as we must be if we are to be relevant in an uncertain age, the abandoning those things that do not further the mission is a leadership imperative.

While it is important to trash the governor, it should be done in the context of regret, sadness and balance.

Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much.

God has two dwellings; one in heaven, and the other in a meek and thankful heart.

Love is the most powerful four letter word.

George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.

The tallest Trees are most in the Power of the Winds, and Ambitious Men of the Blasts of Fortune.