I love show business. I wake up every morning and kiss it.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.

Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatred.

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.

All humor is rooted in pain.

I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst . . . In other words, I had a life.

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.

My day jobs... I knew I was bad at those, so I didn't really have the confidence to think that I could do comedy. But I knew I hated the day jobs.

Like many features of a landscape, knowledge looks different from different angles.

Whenever one person stands up and says, “Wait a minute, this is wrong,” it helps other people do the same.

She needed Cholly's sins desperately. The lower he sank, the wilder and more irresponsible he became, the more splendid she and her task became. In the name of Jesus.

I am inspired by the appearance of a bohemian of the new millennium.

In order to achieve anything you must be brave enough to fail.

My daughter is a fantastic travelling companion - she's totally organised, whereas I'm hopeless.

If possible, avoid being a bubble; for a bubble, even the gentlest touch is fatal.

A beautiful woman is a beautiful woman, but a beautiful woman with a brain is an absolutely lethal combination.

There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is God's messenger.