I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

i find nothing more depressing than optimism.

I enjoy living life and I enjoy going to different restaurants and eating my way through a country and going to different museums and learning about different cultures.

I have been acting for 32 years now and I feel so lucky to be able to have done exactly what I wanted to do.

When I started to play with my fingernails, it was not just for volume. The most important thing was giving the guitar different colors in its voices.

You gotta fight for your right to vote!

The short stories tend to be a journalistic gathering of anecdotes that are put together to make something larger.

One symbol of lack of democracy is to have cars parked on the sidewalk.

When you look at a strong brand, you see a promise.

My quest for cosmic understanding is a book I have picked up and put down many times, always forgetting to insert a bookmark.

We are not required to go through [Jesus'] trials, but we are required to be willing to go through them. To prove that we are willing to do so, we must go through our own trials and remain faithful.