I love spicy food.

Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic.

Cancer is really hard to go through and it's really hard to watch someone you love go through, and I know because I have been on both sides of the equation.

My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, too. She insists on having time when we don't do anything. We leave the housework and watch a movie.

A couple of hanging glands have nothing to do with making someone a man.

Motherhood is the only thing in my life that I've really known for sure is something I wanted to do.

I am always looking for a great play and a great part to do.

I am definitely as happy as I've ever been. Happier, I would say, than I've ever been.

I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out with some guy who sells socks on the internet.

I don't define myself. I'm just a woman in love with another woman.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. So the only thing to really be afraid of is if you don't go get your mammograms.

Glory to God in the holy highest heavens.

Happiness is lost by criticizing it; sorrow by accepting it.

It had been a perfect nap - the sort a man runs into now and again by chance.

The blackest of fluid is used as an agent to enlighten the world.

Accept your place in the sun as it was originally before the creation of this world... The black man is the first and last, maker and owner of the universe.

What was it that drew you back? My marvellous personality, I suppose? Or my sparkling conversation?

You hated my rainbows, now you don't like my leather. Is there anything you like on me?

Facts are true whether or not you believe them.

Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.

It belongs to the imperfection of everything human that man can only attain his desire by passing through its opposite.