I love telling stories, telling jokes, making people laugh. Ive got no plans to stop doing it.

I have to admit: I have been known to be obsessively neat and like things arranged just so.

You have to be careful what you say in front of comedy writers because they will absolutely make fun of it in the next episode.

Im a huge fan of The Odd Couple, yes, and any comparisons to Tony Randall and or Jack Lemmon are completely welcome. I kind of try to channel those guys, and then add my own neuroses, too.

I love comedy because I can laugh at myself. I dont take myself too seriously.

With classic sitcoms like MASH, the characters all drove each other crazy, and that's what you loved to see.

A fan once stopped me outside a theatre and gave me as a gift a signed photograph of Sir Laurence Olivier. It was strange, but nice, too.

I do have a chore schedule - in my mind. I dont tell anyone I have it, but its in my mind.

When I met Bono at the Cannes Film festival while I was there for the film 'United 93, ' he said to me, 'That's a great film, brother. Thank you for your courage in making it.' I plotzed.

We need more people in this world, energised by chasing a quest or a goal and that is what will energise the world.

When facts give way to faith, then and only then have you unlock the possibilities within!

Read to your children. Open their minds and fill them with imagination and wonder. Create Awesome by being awesome.

The more I look at most of the art movements, it's all occultism, when you get down to it. The Surrealists were openly talking about being magicians.

The burden of living one’s own life is experiencing sensations that no one else can share.

Ask me, it's a sin to pervert faith with religion. Despite every church, mosque, & synagogue in it, this is not the world any God worth his salt would have created.

A ship is a bit of terra firma cut off from the main; it is a state in itself; and the captain is its king.

It was Herbert Spencer, not Charles Darwin, who coined the phrase Survival of the Fittest.

Necessity makes dastards valiant men.

I honestly think if I would've tied my suit and there wouldn't have been any water rushing through it, I think I could've gone at least a second faster.