I love that New York City is a true melting pot.

We should all try to embrace our own quirkiness.

People are so obsessed with making their careers and having a big house; then you realize that kills your dreams. It even kills what makes your life because you get so busy inside.

Im a golfer and have had three holes in one.

I played golf competitively as a teenager. I actually took a year off after high school and just played golf and went to a university in France for maybe a month and dropped out.

…but I think comedy is more aggressive than that. It is a medium for revenge. We can deflate and punish the pomposity and the rejection which hurt us. Comedy is power.

If money is a curse, may God smite me with it, and may I never recover!

Who will wear a shoe that hurts him, because the shoe-maker tells him 'tis well made?

Reality, looked at steadily, is unbearable.

I don't believe in competition, ain't nobody else like me around

I don't think the problem that we have today is overzealous believers. I think the problem we have is underzealous believers.

I don't build no heathen temples, where the Lord has done laid a hand. There's a well on the hill, let it be.

Confidence is key, if you don't have it, fake it!

Figure out what you love to do, then figure out how to get paid to do it.

The person who did most to give to analysis the generality and symmetry which are now its pride, was also the person who made mechanics analytical; I mean Euler.