I love the English. My God, they brought us 'Benny Hill,' 'Monty Python,' 'The Office,' Neville Chamberlain.

The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.

The only problem is time.

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

Love keeps the heart forever warm.

Poverty does not belong in civilized human society. Its proper place is in a museum. That's where it will be.

The sea always offers up incredible stories of survivors' fortitude. Myths of a lot of countries have variations on that.

They were each like a mirror for the other, reflecting the changes in themselves.

It isn't the oceans which cut us off from the world - it's the American way of looking at things.

I've been on the cover of every magazine in the world.

The worst nightmare I ever had about Vietnam was that I had to go back. I woke up in a sweat, in total terror.

When I'm on tour, I don't see these spots as much as I'd like. I'm just in, I perform, then I'm out. I hope to spend years sightseeing, then more years after that.

I want people to make the same choice I made to get healthy.