I love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

The only noise now was the rain, pattering softly with the magnificent indifference of nature for the tangled passions of humans.

But it is precisely at those moments when the glass seems to be ‘set fair’ that Fate invariably decides to take a hand.

Transformation is an ongoing process that tends to appear ordinary, when, in fact, something extraordinary is taking place.

Yoga allows you to find an inner peace that is not ruffled and riled by the endless stresses and struggles of life.

The superior man has a dignified ease without pride. The mean man has pride without a dignified ease.

If you say someone is thrilled, it implies talk of an exciting project. I'm wary of such talk.

The commencement of coal mining at Parsa Kente is a milestone event in coal mining sector.

If people think I'm just the boss's daughter, they're deceived.

That old funny-shaped bit of wood is still staring me in the face every day saying 'come on, you haven't started yet!' It's infinite.

The universe is always speaking to us... sending us little messages, causing coincidences and serendipities,reminding us to stop, to look around, to believe in something else, something more.