I love the Underworld movies because the vampires arent automatically evil, yet neither are they basically humans with fangs.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

Perhaps people like us cannot love. Ordinary people can - that is their secret.

If you walk in any direction walk in the direction toward your greatest dream.

In the future, it may turn out that fossil fuels are the blood of the Earth and by extracting them may lead to serious consequences to the Earth's survival, and by association, that of the humans.

Everything good or true that the angels inspire in us is God’s, so God is constantly talking to us. He talks very differently, though, to one person than to another.

Let me start by saying, I'm utterly disgusted with the former members of the Dead Kennedys.

It's my life and it's now or never.

Let my thoughts come to you, when I am gone, like the afterglow of sunset at the margin of starry silence.

Neither have they hearts to stay, nor wit enough to run away.

Great interests demand great safeguards.

Prohibition didn't work in the Garden of Eden. Adam ate the apple.